Anonymous asked: Describe the perfect blow job.
omg they are so offended if you lick them back.
Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.
i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.
I have reblogged this like ten times
Haha, their reactions are hilarious!
The reactions, so great xD
She wait 9 months for her moment
what is this
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o hello thar little friend
Awwww look at them
I wish someone would just kill me.
Aliens and dinosaurs go so very well together I think.
Anonymous asked: Will you fuck me?
Sorry I’m kinda taken/::
Ugh, all I want is for you to be happy with me for once.</3