1. Anonymous asked: Describe the perfect blow job.

    Why .-.

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  2. thehealthyherbivore:

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze:

omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

Haha, their reactions are hilarious! 


The reactions, so great xD

    thehealthyherbivore:

    territorialcreep:

    itseasytoremember:

    whythefuckareyouromeo:


    0ver-doze
    :

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    omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

    Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

    i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

    I have reblogged this like ten times

    Haha, their reactions are hilarious! 

    The reactions, so great xD

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  3. Want

    Want

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  4. adidasfactory:

She wait 9 months for her moment


Loooool

    adidasfactory:

    She wait 9 months for her moment

    Loooool

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  5. yungfaggot:

They alright


Lmao

    yungfaggot:

    They alright

    Lmao

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  6. magicbuffet:

yepperoni:

whwhat is this(・ ω ・)

o hello thar little friend

Awwww look at them

    magicbuffet:

    yepperoni:

    wh

    what is this

    (・ ω ・)

    o hello thar little friend

    Awwww look at them

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  7. Murdered by choice

    I wish someone would just kill me.

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  8. mrjakeparker:

Aliens and dinosaurs go so very well together I think.

    mrjakeparker:

    Aliens and dinosaurs go so very well together I think.

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  9. Anonymous asked: Will you fuck me?

    Sorry I’m kinda taken/::

    1 month ago  /  0 notes

  10. Gah

    Ugh, all I want is for you to be happy with me for once.</3

    1 month ago  /  2 notes